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Offline Mountain Goat

Ships?
« on: July 22, 2018, 10:49:19 PM »

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I found this on the internet and thought it was amusing.

This is based on a radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities.
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Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.


 
Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES? ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES NORTH?I SAY AGAIN, THAT?S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH?OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.




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Mike Amy

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Re: Ships?
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2018, 08:02:05 PM »
Hilarious 😂

Offline Mountain Goat

Re: Ships?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2018, 11:55:11 PM »
I heard it a few years ago and I found it again. I thought it was good to share.


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